Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Ive been gone

As some of you might have noticed ive been gone for a while, im sorry for that, i had some personal shit to work out but im back and will be putting up blogs more regulary, other than that ive not been up to much else than the daily grind, ofcourse ive been watching my series and im sad the seasons of shameless and californication are already finished, I liked both Californication and Shameless though i think for both shows there hasnt been much progression for the storyline, The Gallagher family in shameless is still as broke as they were in season one, and frank is still drinking, i thought that was funny to mention even though the goal of the show probably isnt for frank to quit the liquor, no there goal is to shock you even more like they already did, im not gonna give an example as i dont want to spoil for the people who havent watched it yet, but for the people that are planning on watching this show brace yourself this show is gonna throw a hell of a lot at you, the balance between depressive, shocking and comedy is really well done so i dont expect it to annoy you. And for californication, yeah well hank still sticks his dick in anything that moves, and writes on the side for a triggerhappy samurai ;), becca supposably grew up as the show fast forwarded 2 years, runcle and marcy got their kid, marcy and karen still dont get enough attention but thats fine, the attention that they get is funny so i can deal with it, ofcourse you still get your daily dose of comedy and tits wich makes this show great!

Okay, thats it for now, i hope you guys dont blame me for not putting up any blogs, i couldnt help it !

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Friday, March 9, 2012

Skull cracking midgets

We've been waiting, waiting  for 9 months already.My Sword was getting rusty by now. The time is almost here, the time to take out your sword, brush off the rust, sharpen it and mentally prepare to decapitate.To Decapitate those not willing to decapitate themselfs. Those who are frightened to fight for their king, those that not deserve to live.Its been a while, but march starting to move out of its way April is getting closer, The first day of april will be the day of  the second season of this highly anticipated show. Game of Thrones is getting close now. It's been a long wait, but seeing heads being cut off with massive swords, and a midget bashing skulls with a shield his own size, id say its been worth the wait! The thing i personally like about this show is that it has multiple storylines going on, so your not locked to just a few characters, wich actually wouldnt have been a problem.I like pretty much every character in the show, from the hookers to the midgets they all know how to play their role really well.There is supposed to be 7 families in this land, but as far as i can recall we've not seen all of them. There are the Starks, the lord his family, The allisters wich is the queens family with the kickass midget. And ofcourse not to forget, the Baratheon's, the kings family. And across the sea there are the Targaryens wich were the previous ruling family, are now making their way back to regain possesion of the throne. I have high hopes for this show, the budget for the show got bigger, so i hope we get to see some epic shit!
Imdb: Rating: 9.4/10 - 99,197 votes
Comedy? Not really, but there are some funny moments.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012


-Song playing: ‘’when it’s cold I’d like to die’’ by Moby
Here I am baby: getting wasted in the void. The joint is doing its thing. The high is coming on. Oh here it comes:
This is the captain speaking: There is a man overboard. He needs to be saved! Help him because he doesn’t want to fight the tide. Get him out the fuck of there. Tell him he can by himself. He has to because nobody can get him out there but himself.
They tell him how but the bastard won’t listen. The captain asks himself why he wants to stay out there. The bastard told him himself that he doesn’t want to swim forever. So the captain starts to ask him why he is keeps persisting to drift down there. The motherfucker tells him that he stays down here because this is the only place that feels real to him. He tells the captain that if he goes back up there that it would only feel like a distraction of what’s going on. He tells him he feels more lost up there than down here. The captain tells him that it can get pretty real up here as well. He tells him that he doesn’t need to drift down there.
     But the lost little boy at sea tells them: that’s a crock of shit. This fucking sea is real. I have to fight the tide baby. Can’t go up there and mingle with you happy-go lucky bastards…
Then the captain says: you are the one full of shit boy. You think you are getting real down there? You are just feeding excuses to feel sorry for yourself. Life isn’t there. If you stay there long enough you will lose who you are. You will destroy everything that represented why you got in there in the first place. You’ll piss on the memories. There will no more sweet nostalgia if you stay down there. Grab my hands and get back here, there is a pretty lady waiting for you up there.
     The boy asks: like who?
     The captain then opens his zipper and whips out his cock. The boy says: What the fuck are you doing? The captain doesn’t listen and he just starts pissing all over him. The boy drifts deeper. It’s cold down there. But it’s better than the piss streaming down from up there. It’s cold down there and the boy feels like he can slip all the way down. He can go all downhill from here. Yet he can’t now. He sees how. He sees why. But he can’t now…
     Why? The boy doesn’t know. Maybe he secretly remembers the girl that the captain was talking about…
     When the boy figured that the captain was done pissing he let his head above water again. The boy saw that he was precisely on time. He saw that the captain was smoothly shuffling his dick inside his pants again. So the boy asks: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? The captain then says: Don’t go down anymore. You won’t remember her down there. If you down there it will get to cold and you would want to die.
     The boy then says: Well don’t fucking piss on me then! I’m not going to let you urinate all over me you senile old bastard!
     The captain then says: But you went above water again. That says something. That says you secretly do remember her. That says you do want to be saved. That means that you aren’t ready to down there anymore. Why don’t you think about her? Why don’t you start remembering?
     The boy then says: What’s the fucking difference? It’s all going to go to shit anyway. What if it’s just an escape? What if I lost everything and such a great escape won’t be as fruitful as I hoped? Who says I will get real up there? Maybe I’m not ready. Maybe I need to drift a little while longer.
     The captain then says: and what if the escape is great? What if she’s right for you? What if you’ll let something beautiful slip if you keep slipping away like this? You are a young man and I’m an old man. I fucked up a lot of things, especially in your age. Now this girl is someone with potential. Deep down you know that she is beautiful. Deep down you know it might work just because you two are both fucking crazy.
     The boy then says: You fucking smart ass. You goddamn old man. You and your goddamn stories! I don’t even know the woman that well. Maybe she’s not right for me.
     -Maybe so. But how would you know if you keep drifting down there?
The boy thought to himself; what the fuck kind of cheese-ball purgatory have I been drifting in? Is this the supposedly profound state of mind which will make me want to get up and get out there? Couldn’t the creator of this story devise something smarter? I mean seriously this is some corny ass shit…
I smoke the remains of my joint. It’s the last joint I can smoke this night. I have no papers to roll more. I go back on SKYPE to see what she told me. This is what she told me:
 DANI: Reality isn’t that bad. Think about it. What happened in the past happened. Now you don’t that anymore. You have a chance to start to start fresh.
I said:
ME: I’m sorry I can’t commit to such a thought pattern right now. I know I’ll be right but…
She then said:
DANI: Then how can you commit to me?
Fucking wise-ass...
So I said:
ME: Okay, okay. You’re right. Goddamn Smart-ass.
DANI: I’m not right. Maybe I’m wrong. But if you want to commit to me you can’t think about your ex and how lousy your life is…
I sighed. I said:
ME: I’m just a moody bastard. If my shrink is right and I do have borderline you have to remember that this moodiness is a common symptom…
DANI: J hahahahahah… Oh please don’t use that as an excuse.
ME: Yeah well you can laugh about it but it’s a personality disorder for fuck sake. It’s not an excuse but I can’t just get on the SUNHINE BANDWAGON. I can’t go all like: OOOH LIFE IS ALL SWEET AND KISSES AND FLOWERS AND FLUFFY CLOUDS. Ooh life is nothing more but a bunch of goddamn fluffy clouds. IT’S ALL JUST FLUFFY GODDAMN CLOUDS!!!!
DANI: You are too cute. I just like you and you are awesome and you make me smile.
ME: Stop it now… You are making me blush goddammit…
DANI: I’d kiss you right now…
This woman was getting to me. So I type down four little dots:
ME: ....
Then I say:
DANI: I like it when you get like this.
ME: What? You mean when I get sarcastic?
The bitch made me smile. The goddamn beautiful bitch made me smile. So I typed down:
ME: Now you are making me smile… Goddammit…
I also received a severe erection. I told her this of course:
ME: Now you are also giving me a huge boner. You treacherous snake!
She then said:
DANI: I can’t help it. You’re like a boy in a sea shell.
ME: Sea-shell? What the fuck are you talking about?
DANI: You are always hiding.
ME: Hiding? Where the fuck am I hiding from?
DANI: For protection. You want to feel safe. So you hide there. You hide in a sea-shell.
I then realize what the story is about: it’s about me hiding in a goddamn sea-shell. I’m a goddamn boy drifting in a sea-shell on the sea.
     I then realize that the story needs a happy ending:
So the boy remembered the girl. He remembered the girl that made him write a story called ‘’IT’S ALL JUST FLUFFY GODDAMN CLOUDS!’’ with upper-case name characters and exclamation mark to boot.
     The boy then looked up. The captain was gone. He was inside smoking his peace-pipe. He saw victory already happening. He knew the boy would come back because he did, even when all that filthy piss was raining down on him.
     And instead of the old captain, the girl was there. The girl was there and she held out her hand.
     She said: get the fuck out of there. There is a life for you here and you are wasting it down there. I’m wasting it here without you. Let’s do something goddamn productive for once
     And the boy thought to himself: Jesus this story is one fluffy piece of shit. The creator must be high as shit.
     And so the creator yelled out from the sky:
CREATOR: Yes I am. But I might also be falling in love. Or I might be in one of my obligatory illusionary enrichment common to borderline zombies. Maybe I’m just zoned out from romanticism and I’m truly to fuel my void with a dramatic romance that’s not real and only just in my head…
     And then the girl said: Shut the fuck up! You are ruining it for me and him!
     The creator then quietly mumbled to himself:
CREATOR: Is this real or is this all in my head? Didn’t I forget to take my pills today? I did. Didn’t I? What’s going on? Is she right for me and do I really want her? Do I want her for the right reasons and does she want me for the right reasons? Am I more fucked in the head or is she? She tried to kill yourself and you thought about that too. You were so goddamn close to trying. Maybe she’s stronger. Maybe you’re weaker. Maybe you’re too neurotic. Maybe you should the fuck up and stop annoying her with your filthy gibberish. Nobody wants to be with a man in love with his own neurotic ramblings… Get over yourself. Don’t tell her you are masturbating on the other end anymore. What are you fucking crazy? I thought you were the romantic type. Don’t get all perverted because it gives you a sense of temporary satisfied manliness. Who needs that shit? You need love brother. You need love in your bones. Getting your cock isn’t as important as love mate! Get over yourself. Stop messing around. Don’t send her this. Do not send her this. This isn’t romantic. Or is it? Maybe this is it. Maybe this is good. Maybe this is shit. What’s going on? What if it isn’t real? What if this shit isn’t real? Nonetheless the bitch got to you. The beautiful goddamn bitch got to you…
     The boy and girl both shook their heads. What a goddamn crazy motherfucker the boy said. The girl agreed. They both started to smile to each other.
     And then the boy reached out and grabbed her hand…





For all my whining, moping, bitching, crying I still have no idea what true survival is. That's what what I deduced about myself after watching THE GREY. I discovered that I'm just a little bitch. And while I like to imagine myself being a hard-ass in the face of the big bad wolf, I know that I'll probably to little grit to howl back. I might be too afraid to fight for something worth dying for...
  But I can't expect myself to be more bad-ass than Liam Neeson for fuck sake! The man took on Nazis, sex-traffickers, Batman, THE MAN PLAYED FUCKING ZEUS FOR FUCK SAKE! I think it's safe to say that Mr. Neeson probably has a bigger cock than most of us men out there.  But of course: it's just a movie. Mr. Neeson is just playing a part. But boy does the man convince. From just the start of the movie where Mr. Neeson narrates that he doesn't know ''If he's dammed or cursed'' to the moment where he puts the barrel of rifle into his mouth, contemplating to pulling the trigger until a wolf starts howling, howling for him to face the big bad wolf out there. 
  That's the wonderful thing about this movie: our leading character is a broken man. Broken by the loss of his love. He tells the viewers that he belongs to a world of outcasts, rejects, convicts and assholes. Many viewers might have already been surprised by that. Many might have thought this is just another Liam Neeson action fare. Even I suspected this to be true. Though the director Joe Carnahan did promise something more than. I have been a fan of many of his previous movies: NARC and even the much maligned SMOKING ACES. I wasn't a big fan of THE A-TEAM but I wasn't a big fan of the original show as well. Nevertheless I did enjoy seeing Mr. Neeson chomping on a fat cigar exclaiming how he loves it ''when a plan comes together''. But that's about all I remember from that fucking film. 
  Getting back to SMOKING ACES: whatever squabble you may have with the screenplay, there's no denying that Joe doesn't know how to get the tone right for every scene. The man can direct a highly stylized action scene and he can just as easily switch to a more moving scene. This is proven in the scenes from SMOKING ACES where those three Neo-nazi douchbags pump up bullet holes on security officers during a song from Prodigy, while also having a moving scene where Ryan Reynolds mourns for his partner Ray Liotta- this scene is accompanied by the ever reliable music from Clint Mansel. Joe can use just the right amount of flash while also giving it a gritty edge. You could speculate that that's why THE A-TEAM failed, as Joe was restricted to direct PG-13 fodder and maybe couldn't please the studio execs while also staying true to his own directive style. Maybe, fuck do I know. Maybe the script sucked ass as well. 
  Either way Joe is in perfect territory in THE GREY. A film blessed with a script that has all the bloodshed and tears that can Joe can fuck about with. 
  The story is ridiculously simplistic: after their planes crashes, the survivors face off the ice desolated landscapes of Alaska whilst also facing a pack  of malevolent wolves. The story of course gives perfect room for our suicidal main character Ottway (Neeson) to discover his will to live. Yet luckily for us, Joe doesn't get mooshy on us. There's no overbearing sentimentalism to turn you off. The wolves are ferocious, blood thirsty monsters. The men on the other end are scared shit-less. 
  During the course of this movie we also get to know the other characters and while they are expertly played (mostly played by unknowns except for Dallas Roberts aka the neurotic asshole agent from SHRINK and Dylan Mulroney who I remember most as the waterbed salesman from ABOUT SCHMIDT). But it's all about Ottway in this movie and the rest of the character are more less a vehicle for his own personal revelation at the end of the movie. This is after all, all about Ottway's journey. Nevertheless most actors get their chance to shine. They are not just underwritten supporting characters. None of them are cliche's. 
  While the abrupt ending might annoy some (I also just read that there's an after credit scene, which I haven't seen, but explains the question which might be burning some) it does tell us enough about what the film is trying to say: fight the good fight. Don't be afraid of the big wolf. 
    THE GREY is about life people. 
   And  It's message might not be a revelation to some, but I probably couldn't tell it any better... 
  And while most of us will hopefully never discover what true survival is, I hope that all of us get a touch of Mr. Ottway's revelation-  about what does truly matters in this silly fucking life of ours... 
                                     THE MAN HAS A BIGGER COCK THAN YOU!     


HOWL against the Gods: You unfair bastards. How the fuck could you let that happen? Poor girl didn't have a chance! That kid didn't deserve to die! He was so talented! He could have ruled the game! Why did you let him play!? What's wrong with you? Why the fuck are you all so quiet? Slimy fucks! I don't need you. Nobody needs you. You all don't exist. We are here and the rest is all empty space. We play until we die. That's all. That's the game we play.  
 I roar some more. No God is answering. All the Gods are quiet while people lay there dying. 
   I help some out. I ask them if they are okay. Some say they are. Most cry. Most of them cry out to you. I tell them they'll be okay. I lie. I lie because I don't want to tell them the truth. What else am I supposed to do? Tell them their fucked? Tell them life is nothing more than this filthy game we've been playing from the get-go? We can only howl and move on. 
                                          We can only howl and move on. 
   Stop the pain. It's okay. I'm sorry for the illusions of life. I'm sorry this had to happen to you mate. I didn't wanted to be like this. I wanted you to be happy. Now you are going to die. And I have no idea where you're going. I have no idea where anybody's going. 
    This one's dead. Who's alive? You there: grab your rifle, check for ammunition. No i'm okay it's just a flesh wound. Help me search for survivors.  We need all the men we can get. We don't have much time. They are still out there. They want our lives. We can't give it to them. You have to fight. We howled enough for today. 
                                           We howled enough for  today.

square one: introduction

Chris Underdog

THE UNKNOWN WHITE-GUY wanted me to introduce myself before I start writing a review. I guess it's not an unreasonable request since I've agreed to be a common writer on this site.
    At this moment, I'm wondering what the fuck I should tell you. THE UNKNOWN WHITE-GUY is sitting next to me and the bastard is making me nervous.
 ''Just write something you bloody bastard!''
  ''Give me a moment! You can't rush the words!'' I say, as we are passing a joint back and forth. 

  ''Is that all our shit?'' I ask. 
  Needless to say: I'm quite distracted. 
  So what is there to tell you about me? I don't know. I wrote a whole book about it. I wrote a whole book on the subject of me. And to tell you the truth: I still have no goddamn idea... 
  So there you. I'm Chris Underdog and right now, partly because I'm also fucked out of my mind; i have no idea what to tell you...
 And THE UNKNOWN WHITE-GUY has the giggles. And then I get the giggles too. And we're stoned. We are so very stoned. And it's a hoot. 
  And I light my cigarette. The room's getting smokier. THE UNKNOWN WHITE-GUY says he can't see shit anymore. And I say: that's because you're eyes are closed! 
  And then he forces his eyes to open by using his hands to lift up his eye-lids, and he looks at me and he says: Jesus dude whatever you do, don't look in the mirror! 
  And then I get this morbid curiousity on who is going to stare me down when I look in the mirror. And some ridiculous creature is staring me down. I point and laugh at the bastard. I look him deep in the eyes. His eyes are full of pain. His eyes are full of confusion. His eyes are full of life.
 And then I howl: 

 And the UNKNOWN WHITE-GUY slaps me in the head. He asks: are you okay?
 ME: I'm okay. I just spaced out a little. 

  I then sit down. I Take a few sips of water.  I Light a cigarette and I think to myself something very deep. Something revelatory. But then I get distracted. THE COLBERT REPORT is one.
   I'm back to square one. 

Friday, March 2, 2012

May we all be wiser in the future.

Elias has lost his funk.
     He has got it all twisted. He has no idea what he wants to do with his life. He says there’s too much pressure to do anything.
     ‘’If people put too much pressure on me to do anything, like mommy does, I rather don’t do fucking anything! You know what I mean?”
     ‘’I know what you mean. Too much pressure stops us from thinking straight.’’
     ‘’Thinking straight? That’s fucking impossible in this world dude. It’s fucking impossible.’’
     He was right. I felt the pressure. I still feel it now. We both feel it now.
     And after a couple of silent puffs of the joint, Elias lost it:
     You are nothing because you don’t do anything…’’
Is it pressure or are you just afraid your gonna be late. It might be your perception of not having any time anymore, yet there might be enough ways to get more time to do the shit you wanna do, but you didn’t even thought of it. Its just people on the outside telling you, you don’t have time anymore and that changes your perception on what you gotta and how your gonna do that, and ofcourse in what time you would, but only if you thought it trough enough, right Charles?
‘’Yes but the people might be right. I might be wrong. You might be wrong. We both might be wrong. Have you ever considered the possibility that you might be fucked in the head? HAVE YOU? Because if you haven’t, you should! You should check your shit right now! You might be fucking crazy! In my opinion I don’t think you are. I think you are a stand-up guy. I think your cool and I consider you my brother…
     But ignoring all that. I might also be fucked in the head. You trust me. You love me. But I might be crazy and my judgment might contain delusions. You might love but you can’t trust me because I’m fucked in the head.
     Who are you going to trust? Who the FUCK are you going to trust? How can you trust anybody if you can’t trust yourself? How the fuck can you love someone if you basically shit on yourself all day?
     Who the fuck? Who is right? Who the fuck is right?…’’
What if its not about the pressure, but just finding the thing you wanna do and be a 100% certain of it, the thing that you feel you need to do, for whatever reason it might make you feel good, it doesn’t matter, as long as you intentions are genuine your doing what makes you happy. What so wrong about that huh? Well maybe the fact that you wont have any education and having to work the next 4to what 10 years of a salary of max 10 bucks an hour, jesus there’s that.. Then again, did you think that by 22 youd already have all the shit figured out that’s gonna be influenced by the decisions you make, you cant predict or know whats gonna change or stay the same when you make a certain decision, for example to take a certain study, the obvious part is that your gonna be broke most of the time, but Charles tell me, what influences do decisions make ?
‘’You mean what are the exact things that influence your inevitable decisions?
     That could be a lot of things. I blame it personally on overzealous existentialism. Even though I hardly read fucking philosophy- even though I still have a philosophy book in my book closet which you have purchased for me as a gift, yes I’m fucking sorry that I still haven’t read it…- I do have an extraordinary knack for philosophical discourse- shit sometimes I wonder if you even need education for that? The big questions come naturally for me. They come, they go and they fuck me up. In some instances it’s like all the women in my life I guess.
     Anyway, let’s not talk about woman. Leave the bitches out of the eternal discourse- which is something we are having right now, discussing the shit we might have the answer too.
     We aren’t wise enough and maybe we will be wiser in the future- MAYBE WE WILL BE WISER IN THE FUTURE
J- But we always have the if’s, maybe’s and those fucking spirits of the past, and our own, a spirit that was probably tainted from the start to deal with…
     We might be wiser in the future my dear friend. We might be. Or we might still be full of shit. I don’t know. You can’t expect me to know… But just try to fucking yourself dude.
     Go ahead and find yourself.
     And then move on; doing god knows what…’’
Well every decision is inevitable I think, sooner or later your gonna have to make a choice.AND I FUCKING KNEW U DIDN’T READ THE BOOK, U NEVER SAID SHIT ABOUT IT ANYMORE.Then again I shouldn’t be hypocritical as I didn’t read the ones you gave me either so I wont bitch about that. I think we got enough of our own problems to help people, so yes I do think you would need an education for it. Because Charles, if you would be medicating me, id probably kill myself withing 6 months. Well why not talk about it, it’s a big influence on your life, you want love, it a basic human need. And it’s a different kind of love than you have for mary jane lol, but what im trying to say is, is that all those big decisions influence eachother, and you don’t always have those influences figured out. If you think you do, you wont be so sure anymore, but that doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t make those decisions just because of that, you should also make the decisions to learn from it, observe and report to yourself what kind of influence your decisions have and get wiser EVENTUALLY, but a lot of the “if’s” we have are question that wont be answered anytime soon, so we shouldn’t worry to much about It YET ofcourse you should think about the if’s and the influences it has, but it shouldn’t stand in the way of making your decisions, because if you don’t make your decisions your gonna be full of shit anyway, so hop on the train NOW! FUCKING NOW U ASSHOLE. No pressure, no sure, ill em , just go with ehm, yea give me a big mac with medium fries please, god did that have to take 10 fucking minutes ?
                You rambling cunt!
     What the fuck do you mean that if I would be medicating you, that you would kill yourself within six months? Where the fuck did that came from?
     Ugh. I’m stoned. My puff is disappearing. The eternal discourse takes a lot of puff- a lot of energy, a lot of soul, a lot of spirit, the whole lot of you: the whole lot of all who are involved… LOOK AT YOU! YOU ARE YAWNING! READY TO CROACK LIKE A BITCH! DON’T YOU SEE: GETTING TO KNOW ONE’S SELF IS GOING TO TAKE ALL THE PUFF YOU HAVE, IT’S GOING TO RATTLE EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU ARE, IT’S GOING TO RATTLE IT, SHAKE IT, FUCK IT!
     But then you will know who you are. But you can’t rush the shit. You can’t FUCKING rush the shit. You can’t comply to become something just because people or society expects you to! As you shouldn’t! If you have to be a fuck-up before you become the man you want to be, then be the fuck-up! Be the fuck-up if nothing else is available. But while you are fucking up, while you are being the slacker, use that time to figure out who you want to be- and maybe you want the fuck-up all your life!
     Shit maybe that’s you were always meant to be. Maybe that’s what I was always meant to be.
     HA! Of course not you silly wanker! You are not a fuck-up! I’m not a fuck-up! But you don’t know you are. I have an idea but I’m not there yet. I just know that I want to write but all the factors that I am supposed to take care of, is still a loss to me. I’m still making the fat stack I want to go to place I want to go. I still don’t have the proper papers to step into a better paid job. I still don’t have the love of my life cradling me, hugging me, sucking me, fucking me… I still don’t have the love I want. I still have a lot of days to be fucking miserable.
     We have all days to be stuck in THE GREAT CONFUSION. And so we get lost in THE ETERNAL DISCOURSE.
     But don’t ever rush to get out. Don’t you fucking do that my friend! Don’t you fucking rush to get out! Live it. Live it all. Feel the pain. Get it in your bones. Know its habits. Don’t escape what’s there. It’s there and it’s fucking you up.
     Deal with it. Be a man and deal with it. Cry like a bitch. Cry to mommy. Cry to your girlfriend. Cry to your friends. Cry like a fucking man…
     But don’t ever tread THE GREAT RUSH and expect yourself to not be more confused about the state of your existence… Don’t rush to become something if you don’t know who you are… Just support yourself until you do.
     But support yourself in the right way… I think… I’m lost. I rambled. I’m stuck. I’m stuck in the eternal discourse again… Maybe you should rush… Maybe you should rush to get the fuck out… Fuck the pain. I don’t want to feel it to… I don’t want to feel this everyday…
     But you get through it man. You have the occasional melancholy fucking you up but our spirits are strong… Our spirits are so much stronger than you think… I will find love… I will get out and be loved… I will get out and love the man I have become… The writer, the poet, the lover, the Underdog…’’
     ‘’Okay can I talk now dude? You have been jabbering away for abut fifteen minutes now. Do you have any clue what the fuck you are talking about? Do you actually still want to smoke a joint after that demented philosophical tirade of yours? Jesus Christ… How am I supposed to reply with this?
     What will be my last words? Why did you involve me in the eternal discourse? What planet are you from?
     What planet am I from? WHAT FUCKING PLANET AM I FROM?
     And I didn’t know. I honestly didn’t know- probably from the same crazy planet I came from, I suppose.
     So I told him we should build another joint. We should smoke it. We should smoke it and get goodly high.
     Of course we already were. But we needed more puff. We needed more funk.
     I told Elias: get us out the funk! Please get us out the funk Mr. KUSH? Get us out of here! Don’t leave us rambling in the void alone! Take us to your planet! Take us to your dealer!
     Take us where we belong.
     Please my friend, take me where you belong… So I’ll at least have a place where I’ll feel welcome
Yea Charles sure, im the one that’s rambling, I honestly try not to be hypocritical, but your pushing it dude, and that’s why u shouldn’t medicate me, that and many other things, things that I don’t wanna get into because ill be rambling more than you. Ok my “friend”, chill out ill wont rush, I got the feeling this rant of you is your way of trying to medicate me, HELP MY MIND IS GETTING SHREDDED ALREADY!!!

END NOTE: These paragraphs were co-written. They were written by CHRIS UNDERDOG and THE UNKNOWN-WHITE GUY. The uneven numbers are written by CHRIS UNDERDOG.
   May you be wiser than us after reading this article...
                    -C.U. & UWG

Thursday, March 1, 2012

The walking SHIT

By the title you probably already knew what i was talking about. Amc's Walking Dead, honestly how could the same channel as Breaking Bad air this piece of shit. The first season of this show was alright, i wasnt great either but it was bearable. I thought the will are probably just checking what works and what not, but the second season is even worse. The storyline is sooo predictable, woman drives off to save her man into the so called "nomansland" full of zombies, what would happen.... hmm let me think, shes gonna crash the car. ofcourse she wont die because her character is too important, so she screams, cries, and shoots a zombie in the face. And the bad thing is, this actress is shit! If her storyline was somewhat interesting i could maybe stand her tits, but this fucking sucks. Her expression is always the same, always the same empty dumb look on her face.

Happy face!

Sad face :(
Orgasm face
Face on drugs.

Well good thing for her, nobody will notice when shes smoking mad weed yo.
I dont know what to write about this show anymore, its just her face, the bad storyline, it just, it makes it really hard to have a good moment with, that said, this show is great.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

All the drama

I hardly watch any tv anymore these days, I get sick of the bullshit programming and the 10 minute commercial breaks every 5 minutes.
I usually download the stuff I want to watch and every so often there is a tv show that I want to watch. So ill download it, Enjoy it for a few minutes but me not being just to tv means me not being used to all the fukzing drama. I try to watch this show about the company somewhere in the states that makes guns. The reason I watch this show as u might have guessed is because I wanna see some gunsmithing, and then discovery channel puts in all this bullshit drama.
Like the last episode I watched, the owner of the store, he was stressed or something, so the guy goes out to smoke a cig.then his freaking daughter comes out the door to bitch at him for smoking, ok I get it its bad for you bla bla blaaa. But first of all why is his daughter bitching him around and second, why do I have to see that crap..
And shit like that keeps going on every episode, every Danny episode its something, one episode its about the guy smoking, other episode its about some employee not having his day and wanting to kill himself. Then there is this other show of discoverychannel, this show I basically about ppl trying to get gold at sea and in one of the episodes someone gets into a car accident, and they use it as a cliffhanger.
I mean I understand ppl love drama, and its all about the viewrates and shit but this is taking it to far! 
I know this post doesn't have much of a purpose I just had to get it out :)

Thursday, February 23, 2012

A gadget for on the road

A while back I started to notice I am using my phone for more and more tasks than just calling and texting. I'm actually my phone to write this, while this works fine for a short time, after about 5 minutes the small screen and buttons start to annoy me. So I thought I would be about the time to either get a new bigger phone, or maybe a new gadget like a tablet, as I will use this at work most of the time. I don't wanna be dragging around a heavy bulky laptop, I want something small and lightweight.
As far as the phone goes, there's really only one option. and that would be the Samsung galaxy note its a tablet/phone combination experiment by Samsung.
While I'm not gonna overload you guys with specs I do wanna point out how huge this thing is to be a phone. Compared to the 3.2" screen of my current phone, the HTC legend, the 5.3" screen of the note would be a huge improvement. not even to mention all the other specs that are much much better than my current HTC.
So that was pretty much the only phone that would qualify.This is by far the biggest phone that's being produced as we speak.
Moving on to the tablets
A tablet would be a nice alternative to the phone, big screen, not too heavy and so on. In comparison to my phone its pretty much the same story as with the galaxy note: everything is an upgrade!
The two tablets that grabbed my attention are the Samsung tab's and the iPads both of those seem like awesome devices. and I know that now would not be the best time to buy an iPad as the 3rd gen should be introduced somewhat soon.
To the people who own any of the devices, let me know what u think about it, and to the other peeps let Mr know what you think is the way to go and most importantly WHY?

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Random post

Im at work at the moment and there is no shit whatsoever to do here.im bored dont know what to do,so i thought i should write a blog.and i was thinking about what i should post, first thing that came to mind was the battlefield3 post that i have been working on. But i need my screenshots for that, so that doesnt work out.
What does work, is a short recommendation for a good tv show that unfortunately has been cancelled after its third season. The show is called bored to death, I saw I didn't even mentioned the name yet.... and for as far as I know the viewingrates of season 3 were to disappointing for hbo to continue with it.after a little research I found out that the rates dropped from 1.1million to 240k. I personally don't understand why this happend as I was still having a lot of fun watching this show.the fact that the show has been cancelled is not an excuse for you to not watch this show! This is is a guaranteed laugh, you'll enjoy the shit out of this show. It's basically about a writer in the city of newyork who needs some money on the side. So he posted an ad on craigslist for people to hire him as a private detective. The adventures they come across while drinking lots of wine and smoking lots of weed are hilarious. The combination of Jason Schwartzman, Ted Danson and Zach Galifianakis makes sure for some epic scenes.The humor of this show isn't the typical sort of sitcom, so you might not wanna watch it with your parents. But then again that depends on what kind of persons they are. So before I start rambling about bs ill post some info and to the people that know this show already let me know what you think about this show.
IMDb rating: 8.1/10
Comedy? yes! It's full of it!

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Its been a while..

It's been a while since i've posted a blog. I've been looking for a job quite some time, and ive finally found one thats decent enough to get out of bed for, its still a shit job but its not on the diarrhea level my other job was. Ofcourse i cant give any companynames cos ill get dickslapped by the big corporate cock, but alls i have to do is call people up and ask them if they wanna extend their contract and give them a new phone. So most of the people are happy they'll get a new phone and shit, so its not only depressive people! But that is pretty much why i didnt wrote any blogs the past 2weeks, ill pick it up again and try to post some mindfood.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Breakup with cookie cocaine

So this guy is a writer, so im just saying the style of the blog is gonna be a bit different.
He's already whining about my grammer so lets start.
At the moment he is in a spiral of negativity.
Hes gonna try to explain whats wrong with him;

Chris: Okay here's the jist of it; I'm babbling in the void. I'm strung out. Fucked up. Fucked out. My dick hasn't been sucked up for about six month's. SIX MONTH'S. Basically i'm depressed. 

Im supposed to be dr phil right now wich im not, im just a stoned teenager (im 20) tryin to give some advice.

Chris: Fuck dr. Phill. I don't need Dr. Phill. Nobody needs Dr. Phill except for whiney empty airheaded suburban bitches. I need love. A friend. A compadre. A fucking homey. You are slipping away. Madddoging the world by yourself. As so you should. Get out there and fuck the world. Fuck  your girlfriend. Marry here. Fuck her after you marry her. Fuck her in America. Fuck her when your old. When you're an old man wasted by time. Get babbies. Fuck a lot and get babbies. Yeah baby! I'm all manic and babbling. Babbling in the void yes sirree. Is that joint already dead?

Yes that joint is already barried, up in smoke so to say. And yes both me and chris are the stereotype stoners who feel that were better than 90% of the people out there, get over it already.
And ive never said i wanted babbies, ill adopt some african 12 year old dye his hair red and tell everyone its my son.So no babies for me, but chris what are you trying to say? 

Well no i'm thinking you should pay me for this gig. I'm giving you literary gold here motherfucker. Pay this bitch. 

Funny your calling yourself a bitch.
But ehm, you wanted to talk about it so quit ur bitching, and dont even think about keep that 20bucks u owe me.

Here we go with the twenty bucks shit. Keep reminding a broke ass nigga. I'm depressed. I need to spend money on myself. I'm a writer. I deserve money...

Fuck you your the one trying to make me pay you for this shit, even after i loan u money.
That said there's no book out there yet, were both just stoney teenagers wich are a little older than that, but fuck facing reality right now, u just need to earn your money, get some burgers going....

You rotten bastard i'm the one flipping bugers! Do you know how much it costs to get high as shit everyday? A lot more than twenty bucks a week. Have some respect for the old boy. You know i'm good for it. Soon i will be known. Ill make fat stacks of cash. I'll be doing coke lines on expensive strippers while you are sucking cock for blow. IBut sadly until that day when i can pay you to suck my cock I have to get all money I ccan, to feel better about myself. To do the drugs to feel better about myself. So fuck you. 

Its a simple sum thought, how much burgers do u flip for 1euro. That times 20 and u got ur fix.
I know ur good for it uhuh, i can drop a name and u know what im talking about, even this would be enough to let you know, so im good for it, i believe in u staying sober for 1 day :)
And me sucking cock? ur the one doing the blow...

COCAINE. I havent done enough cocaine man! CRASH! BOING! fucking reality crashing in... Do we have  any more weed left. Wait is that a fucking joint your lighting up there? You goddamn bastard. Give me that joint!!!!!!

And there we toss, here i am again.
No crash or boing here, everything is chill, im just waiting for you to start talking some non bullshit.
We were supposed to know by know why ur feeling depressed, you immediately started talking about cocaine, might that be a hint /

First off, why did you eat all the cookies? I feel like a cokee right now. Cokee-cocaine. That's a good tittle for this blog. Wait.... I'm rambling again. COKEE-COCAINE. 

Stop talking this bullshit and start cracking chrissy whissy

What the humungous fuck is 'Chris whissy'? 

Jesus dude can you quit already, you even remember the title of this blog ? 'Friend of mine broke up with his Fiancee' now for fuck sake what are you talking about. Get real motherfucker!

Get real. Get stoned. Get fucked. Get a job. Get a life. Rip of Trainspotting. I don't know what I'm doing anymore. It's all too hazy to know what's up. I just want what I lost back. If I can't have that. I'll have the cokee-cocaine. 

Done the first 3 so im more than halfway, not bad right, lets just hope people pick up on the reference.
But she broke up with you, you know its not gonna happen, you know what kind of person she is, you know her better than most people out there id say.I think you should stop clamping on to her, get some other cute girls in your life.

So that's the solution? Fuck a cute girl. Try to hold on to that shit for life and hope she won't leave? Hope the cutesness wont evolve into a nasty ass-fuck. It's all about that gaping hole of a cunt you need to fall into. Fall forever and hope you are right. Hope the hole is big enough for you to fall into before you die. What does it matter? What does anything better? People slip away. Nobody stays. No cunt is big enouhg... 

Do you even like pussy, your comparing it to a blackhole in the fucking universe basically, thats the fucking graveyard of the universe haha shit dude....
No but i get what your sayin, if you fuck a girl you fall in love, ull spend everything on it, and then ur being dumped into a cold lake, but if you get out before the lake part u might dodge the sucking effect of a blackhole.

The big cunt is a black hole. Love is a black hole. You just basically confirmed to me why my depression, melancholy, despondency or whatever fucking you want to call this state of blue, why I should be feeling this way. Nobody stays. Get out. Hope someone pulls you before it happens. Get hit by a truck. Get a heart-attack. Fuck yourself to death. Get out before love leaves you. Nothing lasts forever.... What the fuck is the point then? 

I might have said it in diffrent ways that you didnt pick up on right, or i expressed it the wrong way, but im glad you got it now. And you wont be getting an hard attack, she would be the one dying, and youll be hitting it till its dry!

It's all a big commercial. Come out and get a job. Be usefull to society. Get a diploma and make motherfuckers rich. Make yourself rich. You can be because the big cunt's are waiting for you. THE BIG CUNTS ARE WAITING FOR YOU! You again also have not even attempted to exlaim any point of life and maybe you don't know either. Maybe your as clueless as me. Who says I'm not seeing things clearly? Who says that you're not the one full of proper shit? 

Survival of the fittest, whatever you gonna call it, its always you against society, live your life the way they plan it out for you.Dont go offroad there, dangerous area, full of big cunts.
My philosophy on life, is just do what makes you happy, long term short term, just be happy with what you are doing, ofcourse there are tough times, but those make the good times even better, you gotta bring some negativity to get positivity.

So that's your goddamn advice? It's A. Get a big BIG JUICY CUNT. B. Be a punk bitch against society. C. Just do whatever makes you feel happy- you fucking cheesy bastard, D. The bad times make the good times sweeter. Seriously? That all you got? Oh wait, you are engaged, you have prospects, you have a big juicy cunt and all of that makes it easier for you to be pursuaded by all this clap-trap. This horse-ass of a philosophy. You might be right. I don't know. But I think you can do better. Much better on the terms of philosophy. AS for happiness.... No fucking idea mate. No fucking idea...

Good idea, lets sum it up to keep it easy ahum..
A. I said get what you want, if that a juicy cunt im fine with it.
B.Thats only if society makes u depressed or not happy, if ur not happy about it, change it.
C.Cheesy ok, but whats wrong with being happy, seems pretty important to give u strentgh for other shit.
D.All i got? No just all we need thats all.
E. wait there isnt
Well it seems like you have a diffrent state of mind about it.Tell us about it and let the philosophy flow.

 Of course i'm in a different state of mind. I'm goddamn depressed. I'm depressed because that sweet juicy cunt left me. She doesn't love me anymore. SHe's now banging a fucking Englishmen. Getting proper cock of an Englishman. ANd I miss her. I might write like a bastard, i might use a lot of dirty words, but this profane bastard is heartbroken. This bastard sees you having all I wanted, you even have the American cute girlfriend with it. You have the shit. I don't. I dont have shit. Or not the shit I want. My philosophy now? I don't know. I just chase the words. I'm trying to be happy but I'm making an ass of myself as I'm trying. I don't see the point sometimes. I don't see the point and I want to go away sometimes. This doesn't seem worthy if this is how it is. If it get's as confusing, as painful as fucked up as this, what in the name of sweet Jesus Christ is the fucking point?

Ok the jealous part is clear to me i get that, i understand it hurts so im sorry for that yet that is all i can do.And im afraid i cant help you with the whole ex fiancee situation neither, id be a listening ear, i would help you kill the englishman. But i dont think that would do much good either.No what i think you should do is focus on the parts that do make you happy, its probably gonna be less satisfying than getting married but you will do better for now.

You can't help. It's all fucked and nobody can help. Life is all fucked and everybody just has to take it. Nothing can be done about this. Ride it out. Live life. Maybe it's going to be okay. Maybe it's going to be okay but don't bet on it. Just try your best. And while I'm killing the Englishman would make me happy for a moment, nothing will change. It would still be fucked between us.... 
I'm survive this. i guess. Maybe i know i have to. But as you get the life I wanted, take care of it. I'm sorry for being jealous and I can't fault you for being happy. I'm as pathethic as the next miserable bastard. Fuck it. Just don't forget about me while you are there. Don't forget what's out there... I need a smoke. THe words are sinking away. Say something beautiful at the end my friend. Say something beautiful to all the people who are reading this. All the people that know what you and I are talking about. All the miserable bastards out there. All the people that wanted love but didn't get it. All the people that lost it. Lost life. Lost love. Lost themselves. Tell them something beautiful Tell them why they should live a little longer...

Instead of focussing on the good things, you do this, you keep on reliving the moment.
And that it probably your way of dealing with it, yet its not doing you much good at the moment, you just have to get used to being on your own again not having her on your side, in you arms waking up besides you, cleaning your kitchen when you dont want to. im glad though that you realise killing him isnt the solution, at least you are past that stage.Ive thought a long time if i should have told you she has a new boyfriend, i thought it would hurt you even more. I didnt want that, thats why i didnt say it at first, i had to rethink what i should do with the information i had, being drunk on new years, i thought you had the right to know and i told you, maybe i shouldnt, i know it hurted you, but i really thought you had to know, did you want me to keep it a secret? thats the question i asked myself, and i know you always want to know the truth so there it was. 4am on new years.You dont have to be afraid of me not talking to you or whatever, im like some fuckedup decease you wont get rid off.You might feel jealous sad angry and whatnot, but any other person in your shoes would have done the same. Well for the shoutout to all the people out there, they will find the words im about to say standard cheesy shit or whatever, but as u said, i dont give a fuck. but i truly believe that whatever people do as long as they do what makes them happy they will reach there goal, remember who you are, dont lose your identity and stay true to the people you love, having a positive attitude like that can only be helpful to all your other problem.Everybody should live a little longer because they havent experienced it all, you might thought you had ultimate happiness but there's more to life than what we have seen.

And with that; I know I'm not babbling in the void no more. I tell Erik I'm putting a positive spin on my last words. He says I don't have to. He says get real with the shit. I try. Maybe I didn't try hard enough. Maybe I can't, too depressed or too stoned I don't know. But I'm not babbling in the no more. Not now as I'm sitting here. And there's still some weed left and this motherfucker isn't going anywhere tonight. He's still here. Listening to my bullshit. That's a good spin to end it on I think. Isn't it?

Thats what im here for, thats why people are ready this blog, so thanks for the good ending, we'll probably hear more of you on this blog sometime, till then i wanna thank everybody who read it this far, and feel free to share you thoughts in the comments below we'd love to hear what u think, my apologies if the grammar is a bit fucked here and there, but so are we.
Goodnight everyone

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Storage wars.

Yes, yet another american tv show.
Im starting to think i could remove movies and games from my title, but i have some stuff coming up for that aswell!
Storage wars is about a group of people who buy up abandoned storage lockers to see whats inside and sell all the shit they find to turn a profit.
They usually have 5 minutes to look at the locker, but they cant step inside, so in a way its a gamble if you buy one of these lockers, then again if you know your shit, you can eliminate the "being lucky" part.

A pile of crap or money?

Ofcourse to make the show a bit more entertaining they have created characters for the people starring this show, which might make it a little over the top at times, but i personally dont have any problems with that.
The cool thing about this show is that they come across literally everything.
From clothes, jewelery, vending machines, everything will pass by this show, and ofcourse there is the old collectable stuff, its nice to hear a little history on certain items and in the end see what its worth.
In the end its just an awesome way to make money by going to someone else their shit and sell that off, which makes it really fun to watch this show.
There's really not much more to tell about this show, its an easy to watch show when u dont have anything to do and dont wanna leave ur couch!

Imdb: Rating: 7.3/10 - 889 votes
Comedy? Yes there are some funny moments in this show, but thats it

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Friday, January 13, 2012

American guns

American guns

For everyone who likes the smell of gunpowder in the air.
Well for all you people out there who like this, this is a show called american guns.
Its a show by Discoverychannel about a gunstore called "Gunsmoke" in the state of colorado in what you already suspected the US of A.
Ok this show might look a bit cheesy with even mom and daughter being basically sold for better viewingrates BUT THERE IS MORE.

What? You want more? Well.... alrightt

But thats not the only reason to watch this show.
I mean its a nice "extra" to the show, id be surprised if there wasnt a special tit compilation in the dvd extra's.
U can be sure while watching this show your getting your daily recommended amount of tits but enough about that.
As i said, there a little more to the show that just that;
This show is mostly about the projects the store does, from custom 50cal barrets to even pink 1911's (here i told you they sold their soul)
Youll see all kinds of shit going down in this show.
Custom guns, you see a lot of special guns, enough shooting a little over the top with the gastanks all the time but what the heck.
It being a show by discovery channel youll get enough insight in what they exactly do while making custom guns but thats about it.
Just a nice show for on the side if u like guns and whatnot.

Rating: 5.5/10 - 86 votes
Comedy? Certain stuff in this show might make u laugh, but it wasnt their intention.
Number of Seasons: 1

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Thursday, January 12, 2012

The layover.

For everybody who likes to travel, eat lots of food and have loads of great humor added to the equation should definitely watch this show because it contains all three of them!
This show presented by Anthony Bourdain (yes yes no reservations is a good show as well) is mainly about how you should properly kill your time when your laid over in a certain city.
He usually has about 30 hours to do whatever he wants, he will show you good hotels to stay the night, bars to have a drink, and ofcourse the great restaurants, what did u think, its Anthony Bourdain....
Its just an really easy fun show to watch if you wanna see a little more than your hometown, and i think Anthony represents this in a great way because even though he's upperclass he still looks at it from a normal point of view, which i think is the best way to get your show across.
They show u nice little bits of the city which really gives u the feeling your there.

Here's a little extra info on the show.

Imdb: Rating: 8.6/10 - 34 votes
Comedy? Hells Yes! Anthony Bourdain has a great sense of humor and hes not afraid to use it!
Number of Seasons: 1
There's no storyline to the show so if you want to see a specific city you can just go ahead and watch that, list of cities he went to below:
Episode 1 Singapore
Episode 2 New York
Episode 3 Rome
Episode 4 Miami
Episode 5 Hong Kong
Episode 6 Montreal
Episode 7 Amsterdam
Episode 8 San Francisco

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Monday, January 9, 2012

Top 5 Tv Shows

Usually i have these little projects i do.
And they end up being half done or i just forget about it.
Well my new project; this blogging, i wanted to do it diffrent, i want to at least make 1 post a day and for today i hardly have two hours left to do this so i need to rush, i was very busy today so i had to come up with something quick, and whats better than a cheesy top 5 post.
But first please check out my girlfriends blog by Clicking here, she blogs about her travelling and all the food building she comes across Very cool blog ! Please give her a comment or follow her, she would greatly appreciate that and do the same for you, thanks people !
The first thing i think about when i think about a tv show is The Sopranos, i made a post about it before, theres more information about the show there.

1 The Sopranos
Imdb: Rating: 9.3/10 - 52,938 votes
Comedy? There are definitely some hilarious moments in this show, but thats not the main priority of this show, but the parts that are ment to be funny really are!
So what's it about?
An american show about the italian-american mafiafamily called "Soprano"
Theres a lot of stuff going on in this show, the characters are great in this show.
The Sopranos for me really is a show that takes me away into another world wich is the best thing a show can do, one thing they do really well as mentioned above are the characters, you sometimes feel sad for these people even though they are gangsters and hit you with a phone when you do something wrong.

2 Breaking Bad  

Imdb: Rating: 9.4/10 - 51,507 votes 
Comedy? Pretty much the same as i said for The Sopranos, but there's more comedy in this show than in the sopranos and its guaranteed for some good laughs.
So what's it about?
An american show about an average man who gets cancer wich due to his lowpaying job needs to find another way to provide for his family, how ? COOK METH! BLUE METH
Ofcourse this isnt an easy job, especially if your not some big mexican druglord, Walther and his buddy will come across many bumps in their path and will fix those in their own way.

3 Californication  

Imdb: Rating: 8.4/10 - 25,023 votes 
Comedy?  Yes this show is packed with funny moments!
So what's it about?
Yet another american show, about a writer who cant figure out what he wants, he used to have the love of his life until he cheated, from that time on he taps every pussy he can find in Cali but still wants to get back with his ex.

4 Shameless

Imdb: Rating: 8.4/10 - 3,627 votes
Comedy? Definitely, this is a crazy show with lots of crazy funny shit!

So what's it about?
As u might have guessed; an american show, what a surprise.
The reason this show is on the 4th place is because there's only one full season out yet, the second season is airing as we speak, the show is about a dysfunctional family in chicago with an alcoholic dad, and ofcourse because they hardly have any jobs they need to find diffrent ways of getting money.
There's way more to the show, but im trying to keep it short plus i dont want to spoil to much because every episode is pretty random and i cant tell much about it without spoiling the whole show.

5 Weeds 

Rating: 8.0/10 - 14,237 votes
Comedy? Yes yes yes, youll have a laugh watching this show, even though some jokes might not be understood by nonsmokers, youll still have fun watching this!
So what's it about?
Yes yes yes american show who cares anymore, i mean im from holland and the shows over here are shit shit shit, i dont understand french or spanish and british humor usually isnt my cup of tea so what else am i to do.
Anyway this show is about a pot dealing mom in the city of agrestic and uhm yeah that pretty much sums it up, a pot dealing mom on its own is enough to make a whole show, even though they have tried that for too long because the quality of the show went down after season 5 but ofcourse thats my opinion, it would have been listed higher if they stopped airing after season 4.

                                         William H Macy as Frank in Shameless